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the ana mofia [Apr. 12th, 2006|09:14 am]
[mood | good]

This was quite entertaining.

Last night aaron and I had a conversation, it went something like this.

Aaron:(pointing at paper on fridge that says "how many words can you make from STOP?")Is this one of your little eating disorder things...you know STOP!(puts hand up dramatically)dont eat.
Me:(with puzzled look)Um..NO...i made that as the challenge questions for the boys.
Aaron:Oh come on, you cant tell me that isnt what that is for.
Me:That isnt what that is for.
Aaron:(raises eyebrow)
Me:Really
Aaron:Whatever, I know about your little culture. Your little language and bracelets and all
(at this point I decide Aaron has been reading to many articles.)
Me:(giggle)Culture?
Aaron:Or is it a cult? And everyday you say your little "Oh heavenly Ana" mantra.
Me:Heavenly Ana? You have been reading way to many articles or whatever...this is funny. I bet you believe all that too.
Aaron:I dont know. I could see you buying into the whole thing. That is why you spend so much time talking to people on line. Your (makes quotes with fingers)"ana buddies".
Me:Oh my God you did not just say ana buddies. You are crazy.
Aaron:Or maybe its like the eating disorder mafia.
Me:Mafia?
Aaron:Yeah, like the Sopranos. Whose the boss? Are you a capo yet?
Me:Capo? Your off your rocker.
Aaron:Capo...Captain. You know. There is a boss, than under boss, captains, soldiers and associates. So which are you?
Me:buh?(I probably had the most confused look on my face)
Aaron:Are you even "made" yet? Are you a "made" man? Did you have to do some ritual?
Me:(I know he is kidding...but I am slightly intoxicated, and really find the analogy funny, so I play along)I dont know.
Aaron:Ah, you are probably just a soldier(looks at me with a leer)...or are you an associate...a pee-on.
Me:I really dont know what I would be. Not a pee-on.
Aaron:Oh right and accociate would be...whatcha call 'em...wannabees. They want to be part of the mafia so bad...they just dont get it.
Me:Yeah ok, I will go with that. (make quotes with fingers)"wannabees"="accociates". Whats next?
Aaron:Next is a soldier. The people who do all the dirty work. You know, so captains and bosses dont have to.
Me:And then there is Captains?
Aaron:Yes, Captains. They lead the whole group. Hmmm...maybe like anyone who runs a Website, Chat or Board. They would be the captains.
Me:Like Hill then.
Aaron:Yeah, Hill is your captain. You are a soldier.
Me:But I dont want to be a soldier.
Aaron:Then start a damn Website.
Me:Hah.Okay so after captain?
Aaron:There is the Underboss, and the Boss is the top of the food chain.
Me:Alright. So now you have made a mafia out of people with eating disorders. Happy?
Aaron:Makes more sense to me I guess.


Then we go on and eat dinner. Then watch King Kong. All night he kept calling me "soldier" in and army like fashion. It was a tad annoying. But really it was a funny conversation. He was just having fun with me.

mi vida loca
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Poem [Mar. 18th, 2006|02:48 pm]
[mood | creative]
[music |send me someone to love...fiona apple]

This is a poem I wrote, for all the mommies, and for all the people who have mommies. EVERYONE. 

Angels )
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Hello [Mar. 3rd, 2006|06:46 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |jamie cullum(sp)]

So this is my new journal. it has a wickedly harry potter theme. though i didnt intentionally start out to do that. but as i am queen of dorks. this is my journal. trust me it would have been more silly for me to get the names i had first tried. among them...padfootlives...blacksbride...siriusfan...evanesco...yeah i was in a mindset today. listening to audio books. go me. but this is the finally name i was going to try. and here it is. marvelous or completely bonkers, i havent decided. but i like it. and the icons i found are so fun. yeah i wasted today. andrei got shots, so i have been nursing his sore legs, and cuddling him to sleep. so i havent got much else done. at least i could play on the computer at the same time.

I am completely sore today. i had a meeting with a trainer yesterday. as i am a new member they have to orient you on all the equipment. so i did like one set of 8 on EVERY stinkin machine in the gym. granted the weight was set low, but thats alot of lifting. so i am sore from head to foot...i kinda like it. i dont know how i am going to skate tomorrow though. that will be tricky. you cant pretend it doesnt hurt, and it makes it hard to catch edges. may just be a short day on the ice. coach wont like that.

Well, I guess i will pretend to do something around the house, while andrei is sleeping. just the way i love to spend my friday nights. at least aaron and the older boys arent here. they went swimming. semi piece and quiet. ahhh
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